DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
Maybe I’m brainless, maybe I’m foreshadowing.
If you don’t love me at my 24601, you sure as HELL don’t deserve me at my Monsieur le Maire.
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
Okay, I laughed.
"Daddy, where do babies come from?"
1011. A muggleborn with Celiac Disease comes to Hogwarts and learns from Madam Pomfrey that there are potions to cure C.D. and other food intolerance/allergies. She takes it and gorges herself on breads and pastas for the first time at dinner that night, but ends up eating so much food she barfs. But it was totally worth it.